good vs bad

there are times where you hope that someone you work with gets ass-cancer, because he or she is such a stubid bum. other times you want to send a little, soft-furred bunny to someone you like very much.

now you can express your feelings virtually on http://www.boesetaten.de or http://www.gutetaten.de .

you like wet t-shirts?

go and splash some water over this girl to see her dancing with her wet t-shirt.
very subtile!

diploma photos

if you mind, or if you dont care, here they are:

everything goes (with css) [2.UPDATE]

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another nice site for css and cheat-sheets.
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this morning i stumbled over an aritcle on digg.com with an tutorial about how to create boxes with rounded corners without using images. check it out.


i also found a nice tool for finding color-schemes that please the eye.

otto calling [4. UPDATE]

i am recently on searching for some work, cause my contract with wquadrat is ending at the end of september. so i decided to send an application to the otto-company , and i am now invited to an interview there at the end of august. it will be actually the 4th interview there, the first one which is not for a trainee. the position i am goin for is described here.
-update-
i am goin to enter the application process at otto on 2. septembre 15:00.
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i am goin for an review for that position on septembre 20th at 15:30, so keep thumbs up
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i finished the 2. interview, but nothing new yet
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F*** u otto! these bitches took someone else, because i had too less experience!
you assholes can put your arm up your ass, or your face, that doesnt matter, they look the same
anyhow!

u the crapFox?

arg, i am petfood!

nicknames sometimes are very crazy. i have numerous nicks that are used by different type of people. i give some examples

• phoet, used by my old schoolmates
• uschi, used by some comelitones
• pita, used by the "saarländer"
• pitti, used by my girlfriend

i now discovered, that -pitti- is a registered trademark for PETFOOD! live is so unfair!

f*** i lost election

arg! i am on loosers side of election. green is tiniest party in the "bundestag". but i hope that merkel will not be chancelor. please! dear god! dont punish us THAT hard!

(get the stuff here)

urban dictionary

"facktard!"
this is a casual shout you get in the online-gaming world. but what does it mean? if you want to learn more about slang words and other urban stuff, then click here.

PI test [UPDATE]

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i just finished my own PI-online-test (in german language)!
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there are numerous ways to find out something about the person you are going to hire as a new crewmember.
otto thinks its nessecary





i think its stupid

faculty shirt

i received my "fachschaft informatik" shirt today. have a look:

you think computers are stupid?

if you want to find out the opposite, you should visit this site and start a game!

packstation song

no comment on this!
go here
or try directly

iCon came

yeha! finally something from my packstation! i waited over a week for it to arrive.
it took so long, because i ordered it at amazon marketplace from an us-store called caiman.

misslich vs. backstreet

last weekend i visited my girlfriend in schwarmstedt (if you dont know where the f*** this is, go here). she has a little sister whom we gave an alcoholic present for her confirmation. we gave her a voucher which included, that we would take her for the "backstreet" in hannover and drink some cocktails with her (fyi, she is 13 years old and i use to call her "misslich"). so this was a big deal for her as a present and last weekend we finally went there. she brought a girlfriend along, so that she didnt have to hang out all alone with us old folks.
after her 3. glas, she was drunk and we had a good lough about her. i am very very sad, that my FUCKED UP motorola went out of order because of low batterie... !i hate that bastard! ...so i couldnt take any picture of this event. you would have loved them!

hansenet adsl is REALY fast

test it yourself: http://www.auditmypc.com/internet-speed-test.asp

and the winner is...

i went to my favourite self-service bakery wich is called "brot und brötchen", to bye something for lunch for mr. mark and myself.
when i went to the point of sale, suddenly a strange sound appeared, like the sound of these theft-protection-thingies. i started wondering, if i had stolen something, but then the sales woman told me, that i was the 500th customer and because of that, i would get the stuff for free! YEHA, free lunch!